do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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