My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
