Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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