You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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