Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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