Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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