well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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