He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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