I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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