PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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