Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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