Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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