4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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