Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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