You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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