So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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