Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
honey bunches of taint.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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