I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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