we made out on top of his cat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
