high people should be assigned attendants
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
