you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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