so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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