Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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