If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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