I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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