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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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