how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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