Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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