Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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