That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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