let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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