Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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