We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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