Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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