Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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