Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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