PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
