quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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