Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she peed on how many people?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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