weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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