I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
