I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
