You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
