Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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