why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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