just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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