Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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