We're like a lot better than the average bears
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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