We won't sleep together?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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