Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.

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(940): View more from Texas

there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside

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(650): View more from California

I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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(212): View more from New York

It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good

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(561): View more from Florida

Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance

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