Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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