Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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