Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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