I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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